New Year's Eve is upon us. As a mom to three young kids, I have no exciting plans to party it up tonight, unless you consider munching on potato skins and playing Super Mario Bros "partying it up". (Clearly I celebrate NYE like a 15 year old boy) The cost alone of hiring a babysitter on NYE is astronomical, that is, if you can even find one that wasn't booked this time last year.
Along with NYE celebrations comes New Year's Resolutions. I have never made any resolutions before, not a single one, but this year is different. Of course, I'm tempted to make all of the same generic plans ie: Lose weight, eat healthier, exercise more, quit smoking...wait, I don't smoke...okay, well, you get the gist. And mind you, I fully intend to do all of those things (especially since I've already mastered the "quit smoking" one) but I find them lacking in the flexibility department, don't you?
I propose we, as a group, commit (half-heartedly) to a whole handful of Not-So-Resolute-Resolutions.
What follows is my list, I'd love for you to post yours in the comments below.
1. I will think about eating oranges instead of Oreos.
2. I will consider wearing perfume every day in the interest of appearing more feminine.
3. I will try to balance the amount of time I spend sitting at the computer with the amount of time I spend taking part in physical recreation.
4. I will attempt to teach my kids about the wonders of sibling love versus sibling rivalry.
5. I will think about doing some fun give aways on the blog in 2012 (only if you say you're interested in winning stuff and comment as such).
I'm sure there are more, I mean, with this level of commitment, what do I have to lose? But I smell the skins crisping up as I type, so I'm going to call it a day and get the party started. Be sure you give me at least one kinda-sorta-resolution in the comments, who knows, maybe I'll be inspired by your half-hearted attempt at self improvement.
Happy New Year! C'mon 2012!
Thank you for this. It's much more fun than my sober and sentimentalo New Years note (currently in progress).ReplyDelete
My half-hearted resolutions:
# 1 I will try to say F**k less frequently in 2012. Certainly there are more effective ways to express my emotions...hahaha!!
#2 I will try not to start *every* day planning to finish projects, and ending at 2AM by shutting down Facebook & thinking "Oh well, tomorrow then"
#3 I will take the painting class I've been procrastinating for 2 years.
Happy New Year AB, and yes I'd love giveaways cause I always comment on yer blogs!